It's really hard when you work at a place that requires you to wear nothing but black, especially when my wardrobe consists of colors. lots of 'em. OK, maybe not that colorful, but I don't live in New York (yet). After a while they allow you to wear "accents" underneath a jacket or a sweater after "receiving compliments" from customers according the "head office".
And then today they handed out a sheet of paper telling me how I am suppose to look. at work. (sigh)
pants: black. dress pants or chinos (but it has to be Haggar, Dockers, and this other crappily made brand. I was fine with that but the problem is the fit. The fit is horrible, at least on me. It just doesn't suit my body type. I simply cannot waste money on clothing that even my father won't wear. . Oh! speaking of fits, I asked if I can wear drop-crotch pants. the reply? "No, hammer pants!"
This is what I don't understand! When I work, they place me to either "accessories" or "designers", but I'm not allowed to wear things that coincide with the department I am placed. aaaaah....!
shoes: any color! maybe I can buy some extremely colorful pair? leopard print, perhaps? I wonder how they'd react to that.
mandatory: socks! noooooooooooooooooo! those no-show ones? oh, yeah I asked. I just received a smile.
ties. bow-ties OK
shirt: black. or solid if worn under a sweater or a jacket.
summer is just around the corner and I'll be a man in black.
and then I thought of Raf Simons

my darn nose is driving me crazy!!!!